im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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