she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
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