talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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