ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
and you said cock pushups were impossible
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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