I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize
