we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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