apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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