I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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