four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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