But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I am available for nakedness
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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