Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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