Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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