So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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