i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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