This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Pants are for mortals
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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