I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
It all started with a game of naked twister.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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