Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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