I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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