i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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