I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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