hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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