Me too!
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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