I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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