I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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