I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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