Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
That reminds me...we need to get swords
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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