Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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