things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
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