I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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