i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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