What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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