We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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