But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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