he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
