He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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