Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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