like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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