I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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