I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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