i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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