Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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