Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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