You work out of a Hotel?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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