Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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