she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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