In America we eat man semen.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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