Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Randomize
