So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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