So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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