She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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